I don't know how to quite tell you this...(an email to friends)

but, I am pregnant. Okay, so maybe email is not the appropriate medium for this information, but I could not handle an evening with the girls feeling like a phoney nor making some kind of grand announcement just before someone outed me about not drinking and smoking. Also I am fat, too fat for 11 weeks and one day. And cranky. Some days I like talking about it, some days I don't want to talk about it at all. Tomorrow, I'm not sure what you're gonna get. So please feel free to ignore this email and only talk about Jessica's pregnancy because she is much better at talking and hearing about it than I am.
I love you guys and I actually feel better just writing this. Being inauthentic these past few months, keeping this private, has been a little exhausting, but I just needed to do it that way.
See you tomorrow!
Love, Amy

PS I am carrying triplets

PSPS If you read this Thursday night, don't call me. I am going to bed.